Modern Shrines
We’re about to abandon the TV
As our most adored shrine.
It has worn itself out
And has not delivered what it promised.
Besides that, it’s not portable enough.
The new shrine is the iPhone
And if you don’t have one you better get one
Because if you don’t have one…
Well, you’re a dinosaur.
You can’t get to heaven without one.
I’m not shitting you either.
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