Can I think my way out of this?
Tolle says no –
I must stop thinking.
Can I read my way out of this?
My counselor says no.
I must take action.
Can I act my way out of this?
Chimeleski says I might
Have a chance.
Can I fondle my way out of this?
Zorba and Dr. Weil say maybe, but Csikszentmihalyi says no –
It’s just filling time – a distraction.
Can I give my way out of this? Juicy says I can.
I guess I could get started with the lady
With leprosy who sits in front of Starbucks on Langsuan.
Can I love my way out of this?
Louie Armstrong says I can – love baby love,
That’s what makes the world go round.
Can I write my way out of this?
Hemingway implies I can’t.
Peter Elbow says I can. I’ll go with Elbow.